News: CN Numerics at Fault for Train Crash

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After careful investigation, today police confirm suspicions that last Thursday's train crash was due to a numerical error in CN's Scheduling and Control software.

Police are questioning the technical team of programmers about their involvement with the design of the software, as well as their relationship to A. Korpse, a member of the technical team, found murdered at CN headquarters on Friday morning.