November 16 - A team of scientists is baffled by the data collected by the crime-scene investigators. The scientists want to establish the approximate time of death of A. Korps, the victim of a fatal shooting, found at CN headquarters yesterday. According to expert agents WH, RS, ZA, PT, MA, SH, and NB, the data collected about the crime scene suggests the victim died during the Big Bang... at the dawn of the universe.
An internal police investigation revealed that the officer in charge of collecting vital building information, Constable I. Dunno, was issued a pen that had no ink, so tried to remember all the pertinent information. He made a critical error.
Now that the error has be rectified, the public awaits the forensic team's assessment of the time of the shooting.
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