Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Breaking News: Perpetrator On The Loose!

Sue Spect, wanted in connection with CN train crash
and murder.
Police have confirmed that they are looking for Sue Spect (pictured right) as the main suspect in the CN train crash and murder case. Police have put out an APB, launching the largest man-hunt (or "woman-hunt") in Canadian history.

The break in the case came when a gun was spotted in the trees at Cap-Saint-Jacques Outdoor Centre. Nearby snowshoe prints confirmed that the perpetrator is approximately 130 lbs (59 kg), ruling out the three other suspects in the case.

If you have information on her whereabouts, contact the investigation call-centre at (514) 555-3951. If spotted, contact authorities. Do not approach her; the suspect may be armed and dangerous.

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

News Report: Footprints Found Possibly Linked to CN Murder

Thanks to the keen eyes of a highschool class, Police may have a break in the CN murder case.

The body of Aaron Korpse was found in his Montreal office on November 14, the day after the CN Rail crash. Investigators have narrowed the list of suspects, but now might have what they need to zero in on the one responsible for the murder.

A class from Jen-Eric Secondary School was taking advantage of an early snowfall, learning how to walk in snowshoes during their visit to the Cap-Saint-Jacques Outdoor Centre. Some students noticed a gun caught in some branches in a tree near the trail. A team of forensic experts was called in to collected information. No finger prints were found on the gun. But investigators hope that the snowshoe prints might give them vital information about the perpetrator.

News Report: CN Tragedy/Murder Down to 4 Suspects

An intense police investigation continues as the public is anxious to know who is responsible for last week's CN Rail accident and murder. Investigators have narrowed the list of suspects down to 4 individuals.

News Report: Two Suspects Vindicated

In the CN Rail crash and murder case, the list of suspects was narrowed to 6 people. Of those six, two claimed to have an alibi, with a photo allegedly taken around the time of the murder. The photo would place the pair of suspects too far away from the location of the murder to make it possible for either of them to have perpetrated the crime. Forensic investigation of the photo has confirmed its legitimacy, and the two suspects have been vindicated, and removed from further investigation. The case now focusses on the remaining 4 suspects.

Monday, November 17, 2014

Forensic Report: Time of Death

After forensic analysis based on the body temperature of the deceased, it is of the opinion of the forensic experts that the victim died at approximately 2:10pm EST on Thursday November 13. This places the homicide about 30 minutes after the CN Rail accident, which happened at 12:40pm CST. Running many numerical simulations with final body temperatures around 17.9oC, the following histogram shows the corresponding distribution of the time of death.

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Report on CN Crash/Murder: Police Generate List of Suspects

With their focus on CN's Scheduling and Control department, police have narrowed the list of suspects to 6 names.

News: CN Numerics at Fault for Train Crash

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After careful investigation, today police confirm suspicions that last Thursday's train crash was due to a numerical error in CN's Scheduling and Control software.

Police are questioning the technical team of programmers about their involvement with the design of the software, as well as their relationship to A. Korpse, a member of the technical team, found murdered at CN headquarters on Friday morning.

Breaking News: Police Error Baffles Scientists

November 16 - A team of scientists is baffled by the data collected by the crime-scene investigators. The scientists want to establish the approximate time of death of A. Korps, the victim of a fatal shooting, found at CN headquarters yesterday. According to expert agents WH, RS, ZA, PT, MA, SH, and NB, the data collected about the crime scene suggests the victim died during the Big Bang... at the dawn of the universe.

An internal police investigation revealed that the officer in charge of collecting vital building information, Constable I. Dunno, was issued a pen that had no ink, so tried to remember all the pertinent information. He made a critical error.

Now that the error has be rectified, the public awaits the forensic team's assessment of the time of the shooting.

Saturday, November 15, 2014

Case File: Autopsy Reveals Two Bullets

The body of the victim from the CN headquarters shooting was autopsied, and two bullets were removed. The bullets are being sent for firearms ballistic identification.

Friday, November 14, 2014

Report: Man Dead After Shooting at CN Headquarters

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November 14 - A CN Rail employee was found dead in his office at 9:16 this morning. The victim's identity has not yet been released, but police say he suffered a gunshot wound to the chest.

The shooting follows on the heels of a deadly CN train crash. Police confirmed that the victim works in the Scheduling and Control department at CN, the technical branch responsible for controlling the train traffic. Police speculate that the two incidents might be related.

Experts have been called in to determine the time of death.

Thursday, November 13, 2014

Report: CN Train Accident

Two CN Rail transport trains collided at approximately 12:40pm on Thursday November 13, 2014. The accident happened approximately half-way between Winnipeg and Saskatoon, at a rail junction that is notorious for close calls. Six CN employees were killed. Police have involved a team of experts to determine the cause of the crash.